NY Salt Ban?

"Chefs call proposed New York salt ban 'absurd.'"

Well, yeah.

Because it is.

Prune Whip... Jellied Chicken... Hot Dog Salad Dressing...

'Nuff said.

I've got a crazy-long post in the works, detailing the adventure my girlfriend and I had a few weekends ago playing our own version of Chopped: the Home Game, but in the meantime, I had to link to this incredible collection of...

Awful Recipes from the Past!

Gloriously disgusting.

In Praise of Pepperhouse Gourmaise

I'm a little late to the Pepperhouse Gourmaise party, but at least I made it.

Boar's Head has a winner on its hands, here. It's a zesty, cracked-pepper-y, mayostard-y spread that will turn any sandwich from a "blandwich" into a [find word that rhymes with "bland" but means the exact goddamn opposite]-wich! Buy some immediately.